Morgan Knight, known by many as a bright, 17 year old honor roll student, and now, deceased. The daughter of the honorable Shmiddletown Police Officer, Hue Knight, was walking home yesterday from a friend’s house after a long day of studying for finals, and got caught between a drive by shooting between two local, and very dangerous gangs, the Prophets and the Santos. She was pronounced dead later that night in the hospital. This is yet another case of gang violence spilling into the public streets of Shmiddletown. Hue Knight and his wife, Michelle were not available for comments on this matter at this time. The Shmiddletown Police are diligently working to find the perpetrator of this horrid crime. If you have any information regarding this, please contact the Shmiddletown Police Department at 091-013-1996.
Student Found Dead In Chemistry Classroom
A student was found dead inside of a chemistry classroom in Schmiddletown High School at 11:32pm on the evening of 10/30 by a member of the custodial staff. The student has been identified as Alyssa Speaksloudly, a senior who was in the building for volleyball practice earlier in that night.
“Since it is an active investigation I am only able to share limited information with the public at this time” Police Chief Azzure Fishfun stated at a press release early this morning. “But I can say with great certainty that there is not an ongoing threat to the public and that the death has no connection with the recent Clown activity in the area”.
When asked if foul play was suspected Fishfun responded with “It can not be ruled out at this time and anyone with information is encouraged to contact the police department at 845-867-5309”
Alyssa Speaksloudly was a popular student at Schmiddletown High and was well liked by her peers. She was an active athlete and honor roll student that her classmates often looked to for leadership. Details about services will be forthcoming and posted on Schmiddletowntimes.com.
Hit and Run on 17m
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33 year old Mikaela Brashear was found dead this morning on the side of highway 17m this morning near Blueberry Schmountain Ice Cream in an apparent hit and run accident. It appears that Mikaela was riding her bicycle north, with traffic on 17m when a vehicle traveling in the same direction struck and killed her.
Mikaela lives with her elderly mother in Schmiddletown and has been described as a night person that always enjoyed riding her bike for stress relief.
If you have any information that may help in this investigation, you are encouraged to call the Schmiddletown tip line at 845-867-5309.
Woman Gunned Down In Her Own Home
32 year old Samantha Scott was found dead today in her home on Excelsior Avenue in Schmiddletown NY, gunned down in an apparent murder. Inve
stigators withheld comment as to possible motivations for the crime as it is an ongoing investigation.
Shots were reported by neighbors at 12:15pm and police were on the scene by 12:20. Samantha was pronounced dead on arrival.
Anyone with any leads are encouraged to contact the Schmiddletown police at 845-867-5309.
Governor Schmandrew Schmomo Killed In Bombing
The Governor has been the apparent fourth victim of the Schmiddletown Bombarsonist according to investigators who confirmed there was a high likelihood that this bombing was from the same attacker.
“There is evidence we are not at privilege to share, but we will say that it makes it an almost certainty that this bombing was from the Schmiddletown Bombarsonist”
The pipe bomb was delivered to his office and the detonation instantly killed the Governor. Investigators claim to have a lead on a suspect and are pursuing any tips that are reported. Investigators were asked how many more victims they expect, to which they responded;
“Hopefully none. It’s unclear how far the Bombarsonist is going to take this or how many targets they have in mind. Anyone who would take it as far as they have can be unpredictable. We do have a pretty solid lead and we will hopefully have a suspect in custody soon and bring peace to our community. The silver lining to all the attacks is that we get more and more evidence each time, and at this point we are confident we will be able to make an arrest and get a conviction.”
Another Bombing Victim; Owen Paddie
Another victim has been claimed by the Schmiddletown Bombarsonist, a nickname created by the people of Schmiddletown, bringing the total death toll to three. Owen Paddie, manager of Firstuni Corporation, was killed by a pipe bomb planted in his corporate mailbox. The bomb detonated upon opening of the mailbox. Investigators have refrained from releasing anymore comment or details surrounding the case, leaving more people to speculate as to the possible linkage between the three companies and the recent attacks against their buildings and personnel.
Researchers here at Schmiddletown Times have recently made a possible connection to a plausible motivation for the attacks. Months ago we reported on these three companies environmental contamination issues, the lack of accountability and their possible role in the recent uptick in leukemia rates for the citizens surrounding their factories. A lack of action at both the local and state level may have inspired a local citizen to take action against these corporations and the people involved for the lack of justice. Anyone with information pertaining to someone who may have a personal vendetta against these businesses are urged to contact the police with tips: 845-867-5309
The police are uncertain if the bombarsonist is finished with their attacks.
William Rodriguez Murdered By Serial Bomber
William Rodriquez,
owner and operator of R.W. Decency was murdered by a pipe-bomb left in a package on his doorstep today. The package had only his name on it and he appears to be the second victim in a serial bomber’s killing spree. Details about the construction of the bomb have been withheld by investigators for fear of copy-cat bombers. When asked about the link between the recent bombings and arson, investigators commented:
“It is safe to say that all of these events are linked together but it is unclear if it is a single person acting individually or a group of people responsible. We ask that people keep their eyes open and if they see something, to say something. The bomber isn’t done yet, though it is unclear who the next target is. The general population does not need to fear, however, as there seems to be a specific motivation to the attacks.”
We encourage our readers to remain vigilant and to be cautious.
Valentines Day Bombing
Beatrice Goody, owner and operator of Bai Corporation, was murdered today. A bouquet of flowers was left on her doorstep with a pipe bomb 
placed inside of it. She was killed instantly. Earlier this month Bai Corporation’s factory was burned down in an apparent arson attack and it is presumed that these two incidents are related, despite the lack of comment by investigators. When asked if we can expect more bombings, investigators commented:
“If this is a serial attacker, we can expect there to be more bombings but it doesnt seem that the public at large is at risk. So far only specific targets have been attacked and done so in a precise manner. If this is a serial attacker, it seems personal and the public should have nothing to fear.”
Despite this reassurance, Schmiddletownites seem scared.
“I mean, buildings are burning down, people are getting blown up, its pretty scary. How do I know if I’m a target or not?” Joe Schmoe, a local resident pleads.
Man Robbed on Street Corner in Schneewburgh
A 35-year-old man told police he was robbed at the intersection of Schsouth Lander Street and Schcourtney Avenue Sunday night.
Police responded to the scene where the victim told them two men armed with handguns took his cell phone and cash.
Detectives were continuing to investigate Monday afternoon.
3 Buildings Set Ablaze
Schmiddletown AP
Three Factories were apparently intentionally set 
ablaze last night in the greater Schmiddletown area. The targets were the R.W. Decency factory, Bai Corporation and Firstuni Corporation buildings. Investigators withheld comments citing that it was an ongoing investigation but our reporters managed to speak with some of the first responders.
“There was a lot of confusion at first. We responded to a call and when we got there there was only one building that we could see on fire. As we were fighting that one other calls were being made for the other two buildings but there was a lot of confusion on them being different fires. By the time we realized that two other buildings were on fire, they were already pretty big and we weren’t equipped to fight that many fires of those sizes.”
They continued to attribute the severity of the damage to this confusion and alluded to there being some sort of time delay device for igniting the fires.
“There was no way the fire spread to these other buildings, nor is there a way someone could have set them after we had already gotten there. Someone would have seen something.
It is unclear the motive behind the arson, or if the arsonist will strike again, but readers may recall a previous article where these companies were implicated in causing leukemia in local residents.
Any tips can be forwarded to the Schmiddletown Police at 845-867-5309
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