Local Deli Skimps on Their Breakfast Sandwhiches

-Schmiddletown AP

Local ‘Deli’ and ‘Bakery’, Schmorange County Bagel, has been reported as putting a solitary piece of taylor ham on their breakfast sandwiches. Customers report being outraged to discover this only upon returning home with the sandwich and they will continue to seek a proper deli that serves quality breakfast sandwiches.

“There must be somewhere in Schmiddletown to get a good breakfast sandwich! I mean, I’m not asking for much” one resident proclaimed.