Gang Violence Plagues Streets of Shmiddletown

Morgan Knight, known by many as a bright, 17 year old honor roll student, and now, deceased. The daughter of the honorable Shmiddletown Police Officer, Hue Knight, was walking home yesterday from a friend’s house after a long day of studying for finals, and got caught between a drive by shooting between two local, and very dangerous gangs, the Prophets and the Santos. She was pronounced dead later that night in the hospital. This is yet another case of gang violence spilling into the public streets of Shmiddletown. Hue Knight and his wife, Michelle were not available for comments on this matter at this time. The Shmiddletown Police are diligently working to find the perpetrator of this horrid crime. If you have any information regarding this, please contact the Shmiddletown Police Department at 091-013-1996.